10 WAYS TO CONFUSE TRICK-OR-TREATERS


1-  Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, 
    jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" 
    Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

2-  Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big 
    letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's 
    about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

3-  Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come 
    to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" 
    Act like it's a surprise party.

4-  After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

5-  Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move 
    or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.

6-  When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the 
    street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"

7-  Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep 
    asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

8-  Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a 
    moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

9-  Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that 
    the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.

10- Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a 
    two-hour lecture on tooth decay.