Alabamians:


Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State
Lottery?  
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.


What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a
hurricane in Florida all have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a house trailer.


Why do folks from Alabama go to the movie theater in groups
of 18 or more?
17 and under not admitted.


What do you get when you have 32 Alabamians all in the
same room?
A full set of teeth.


Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?
Everyone has the same DNA.


Did you hear that the Governor's mansion in Alabama burned
down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.


Did you hear about the library in Alabama that burned down?
Yup, destroyed both volumes.  And one of 'em hadn't even been
colored in yet.


A new law was recently passed in Alabama:  when a couple 
gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.


Two Alabamians are walking down different ends of a street
toward each other and one is carrying a sack.  When they 
meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"Heck, I'll give you both of them."
"OK.  Ummmmm......., five?"


An Alabamian and his gal were embracing passionately in the
front seat of the car.  "Want to go in the back seat?" she
asked.  "No," he replied.  A few minutes later she asked 
"Now do you want to get in the back seat?"  "No," he said
again.  "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."


An Alabamian hitchhiker was picked up by a guy in a big
Lincoln Continental.  The Alabamian noticed a bunch of 
golf tees on the front seat and asked, "What are those
things for?"  The driver said, "They're to hold my balls
while I drive."  "Boy," exclaimed the Alabamian, "these 
Lincoln Continentals have everything don't they?"