BYU House and U of U House

After Utah head football coach Ron McBride dies and enters the Pearly
Gates, St. Peter takes him on a tour. He shows Ron a little two-bedroom
bungalow with a faded University of Utah banner drooping from the front
porch.  "This is your house, coach.  Most people don't get their own
houses up here," St. Peter says.

Ron looks at the house, then turns around and scrutinizes the one sitting
on top of the hill.  It's a massive multi-story mansion with white marble
columns and little patios under all the windows.  Huge BYU flags line both
sides of the sidewalk and a huge "BYU Cougars" banner hangs between
the marble columns.

"Thanks for the house, St. Peter.  But let me ask you a question.  I get
this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner -- and LaVell Edwards
gets a mansion with new Cougar banners and flags flying all over the
place!  Why is that?"

St. Peter looks at him incredulously for a moment.  "That's not LaVell's
house,"  he intones.  "That's God's."