OK - here it is - the BEST (well the least bad) Bill & Monica jokes:

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common? 
A: They both have slots which say "Insert Bill" here."
     
Q: What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer?
A: Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the Presidency!
     
Q: There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon. 
A: It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory
     
Q: Did you hear that when this scandal is over that Monica plans to sell 
   her story?
A: She said she will tell it Blow by Blow.
     
Q: What's Monica going to call her story?
A: "How to succeed in the Oval Office without really trying!"
     
Q: Why can't they prosecute Bill Clinton? 
A: Monica swallowed the evidence
     
Q: Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks? 
A: She's withholding evidence.
     
Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screw driver? 
A: A screw driver turns in screws and Clinton screws interns.
     
Q: Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Bill?
A: Because she's tired of his balls hitting her in the face.
     
Q: Bill was recently overheard complimenting Monica's appearance. 
A: "She's got the whitest teeth I've ever cum across!"
     
Bill's nickname for Hillary is, "My little buttercup"
His nickname for Monica? "My little suctioncup"