Blonde Helicopter Pilot There was a blonde taking lessons to fly a helicopter and she was done with all of her grouund work and was ready to fly. The instructor said take it up 1000 feet. So she takes it up 1000 feet and levels it off. So the instructor said take it up 2000 feet. So she takes it 2000 feet and levels it off. The instructor says "hmmm, what they say about these blondes isn't really true (not out loud). So he says take it up 3000. So she takes it up 3000 feet and levels it off. They start falling and falling and crash. The instructor asks her what happened. "You were doing just fine". She said, "Well, I got cold so I turned off the over head fan".