Blondes Revenge -- The List of Brunette Jokes

Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A: It doesn't show the dirt

Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
A: Fisher-Price.

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: Buffalo hair was more manageable.

Q: Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
A: It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.

Q: Why is the color brunette considered evil?
A: When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

Q: How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
A: Check her for a pulse.

Q: What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A: A brunette rabbit

Q: What did the brunette say to her uninterested lover?
A: "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"

Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.

Q: Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
A: From their underarms.

Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: Gay, married, or a hostage.

Q: How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
A: By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

Q: Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
A: Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.

Q: How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
A: Startled.