Fishing Cajun Style

Boudreau had been fishin down by the bayou all day long 
and he'd run out of nightcrawlers. He was just about ready
to leave when he saw a snake with a toad frog in its mouth.

He knew that them big bass like toad frogs so he decided
to steal that frog.

That snake, it be a water moccasin so'd he have to be real
careful or he'd git bit for sure. He sneaked up behind the
snake and grabbed him around the head.  That ole snake didn't
like it one bit.  He commemced to squirm and wrapped itself
around Boudreau's arm trying to get free, but Boudreau had
a real good grip on his head.

Well Boudreau pried it's mouth open and got the frog out 
and put it in his bait can.  Now Boudreau knows that he can't
let go of that there snake or it's gonna bite him good, but
Boudreau being the keenest Cajun around, he had himself a plan.

He reached into the back pocket of his bib overalls and pulls
out a pint whiskey.  He pours a couple of drops into the
snakes mouth.

Well that snake's eyeballs roll back in its head and after a 
minute or so, its body goes limp.

With that, Boudreau tosses the snake into the bayou and goes
back to fishing. 

A while later Boudreau feels somthing a tappin' on his foot.

Well he slowly looked down and there looking up at him with it's
big ole eyes was that big old water mocassin.

And this time he had two toad frogs in his mouth!!