There are two stories here, You've probably read this story: Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made. But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S.scientists for suggestions. NASA's response was just one sentence: "Thaw the chicken." But have you read THIS story: According to Bill Yerazunis, such a gun was developed by the Navy. It used mil-spec sea gulls (1.5 lbs.), which were thawed by microwave (ee-www!). They also unfortunately got a new manager who insisted that they somehow arrange to have the bird extend its wings, to simulate real bird effects. The engineers developed a styrofoam discarding sabot, with rifling in the launcher to spin the bird and make its wings extend and blades to cut away the rubber bands that held the birds wings together during launching while stripping away the sabot. Peace through superior poultry.... The smart ass ex-pilot manager who made them do this was (unfortunately for him) in his top-floor office watching the first launching. The chief engineer had carefully *calculated* the aerodynamic effects of the bird's wings being extended at launch, and had most carefully *AIMED* the damn thing to curve into the manager's picture window. As an ex-pilot, one of the scariest events the manager could have conceived was a bird going through his windshield. Can you imagine his delight when a thawed, stinking, 1.5 lb. sea gull went through his office on the top floor, swept all the cruft off his desk, and impaled itself into the back wall? He supposedly had to retire, he was so frightened.