CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'VE NEVER READ:

-- "You Were an Accident"

-- "Strangers Have the Best Candy"

-- "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

-- "Some Kittens Can Fly!"

-- "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

-- "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

-- "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
   Animals of North Amer . . . Hey!  Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

-- "All Dogs Go to Hell"

-- "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

-- "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

-- "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

-- "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

-- "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"

-- "You Are Different and That's Bad"

-- "Grampa's not sleeping, he's dead and someday you will be too"

-- "Daddy's Belt Builds Character"