Q- What California city can't Bill get off his mind
   lately?
A- Scent O' Monica

Q- Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird?
A- The Spread Eagle

Q- How many White House interns does it take to screw in
   a light bulb?
A- None, they're too busy screwing the President.

Q- What is Clinton's favorite toy?
A- An Erector Set.

Q- What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
A- An intern with braces.

Q- How did they finally bust Clinton?
A- Monica finally coughed up the evidence.

Q- During Nixon's administration we had a crisis
   involving "Tricky Dicky".
A- Now we have a crisis involving "Licky Dicky".

Q- What's Slick Willie's new nickname?
A- President-Erect.

Q- What do the Nixon Whitehouse and the Clinton
   Whitehouse have in common?
A- Two Dicks out of control.

Q- What is Pres. Clinton's pet name for Hilary?
A- "My little Buttercup".

Q- What is Pres. Clinton's pet name for Monica?
A- "My little Suction Cup".

Q- Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky is now working for 7-11?
A- She is endorsing the "Big Gulp."

Q- Why does Clinton swim naked in the White House Pool?
A- He is trolling for interns.

Q- What is Clinton's new Secret Service Code Name?
A- Unibanger.

Q- Why can't they prove anything in the Monica Lewinsky case?
A- She swallowed the evidence.

Q- How did Bill reply regarding questions of 'Coaching"
   Monica's testimony?
A- "It wasn't words that I put in her mouth!"

Q- Bill and Hillary are on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
A- The Nation.

Q- What is the difference between George Washington,
   Richard Nixon  and Bill Clinton?
A- Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth
   and Clinton doesn't know the difference.

Q- What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton Wishes he had?
A- A dead Girlfriend and an Ex-wife.

Q- Have you heard about the new presidential limousine?
A- It's called the Pervertable... the top goes up and the intern goes
   down.

Q- Why is Clinton's approval rating so high?
A- Because Monica was taking the pole.

Q- What's the new press name for the latest Presidential
   scandal?
A- Fornigate.

Q- What position did Monica Lewinsky have at the White House?
A- Missionary.

Q- What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?
A- "Sat on the Presidential Staff."

Q- What is the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A- We know how many went down on the Titanic.

Q- What is the most popular game at the White House?
A- Swallow the leader.

Q- What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a
   greedy politician?
A- Chelsea!

Q- What movie does Bill Clinton show to seduce White
   House Interns?
A- Free Willy.

Q- What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
A- His faces.

Q- Why does Hillary Clinton wear high collared blouses?
A- So you won't see her Adam's apple move when Bill talks.

Q- Clinton hired Johnny Cochran for his defense. The new
   line is  .....
A- "If she spit, you must acquit!"

Q- The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when
   someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.
A- Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.

Q- One day, Chelsea Clinton asked her dad, "Do all fairy
   tales start with Once upon a time'?"
A- Bill answered, "No, some start with, 'After I'm elected..."