This Just in from Chelsea-town:
 
 
What is the favorite game at the White House these days?
  Swallow the Leader.
 
What's the difference between Fornigate and Watergate? 
    we didn't know who Deep Throat was in Watergate.
 
This just in...  Bill Clinton is willing to settle the Lewinsky case:
   Though the president will admit to no wrong-doing, he is willing to  
   pay for Monica Lewinsky's dry cleaning...
 
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
   At least we know how many people went down on the Titanic.
 
What's the difference between Clinton's career and the Titanic?
   There was something classy about the Titanic. 
 
What did Arafat say to Clinton last night ?
  "Sheep don't talk, my friend"
 
What did Clinton say when he heard Monica Lewenski talking to the press?
  "Now she opens her mouth!"
 
Famous presidential quotes:
  "Ich bin ein Berliner" John F Kennedy
  "I'm not a crook" Richard Nixon
  "Tear down this wall, Mr. Gorbachev" Ronald Reagan
  "Read my lips" George Bush
  "Suck my dick" William J Clinton
 
What's the best thing about being a female White House intern?
   All of the "hands on" experience!
 
This is day three of Jailbate-gate for President Clinton - or  as they are
calling him now--the Unabanger.
 
Only President Clinton could divert attention from a sex scandal with another
sex scandal.
 
Hillary's new book is entitled,  "It takes a Village to Keep an Eye on My
Husband"
 
The president said "a year and a half affair with Lewinsky would have been
impossible -- I would have become bored and cheated on her after six months."
 
What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
   They were both upset when Bill finished first.
 
"One thing's for sure about Clinton...
   He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"
 
Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
   He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
 
How do you keep White House interns out of trouble?
    Tell them to sit down and keep their mouth shut.