Computer Acronyms

PCMCIA   People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
BASIC    Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
ISDN     It Still Does Nothing
APPLE    Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
WWW      World Wide Wait
SCSI     System Can't See It
DOS      Defunct Operating System
IBM      I Blame Microsoft
DEC      Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM   Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months 
OS/2     Obsolete Soon, Too
MACINTOSH  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM  Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL    Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language 
AMIGA    A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP     Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses 
MIPS     Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed 
WINDOWS  Will Install Needless Data On Whole System 
GIRO     Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT  Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers