Confucius Say ...

Man who run in front of car, get tired.
Man who run behind car, get exhausted.

Passionate kiss like spiders web -- soon lead to undoing
of fly.

Foolish man give wife grand piano.Wise man give wife
upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going
to Bangkok.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fillit.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.