Mergers

There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace Co. was going
to buy the Fuller Brush Co. and Mary Kay Cosmetics and
then merge with the Hale Business Systems.  This would
result in the new mega-corporate entity known as ...
     Hale Mary Fuller Grace


Don't forget the failed merger between Yahoo and Netscape....
     Net'n'Yahoo.
... It didn't work out because they were afraid they would   have to
relocate the headquarters ... to Tel Aviv.


There is a merger in the works involving Polygraph Records,
Warner Brothers, and Keebler. It will be called ...
     Poly-Warner-Cracker.


3M and Goodyear becomes...
     mmmGood


John Deere and Abitibi-Price becomes...
     Deere Abi


Zippo Manufacturing  Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining becomes...
     Zip Audi Do Da


Folger Coffee, Detroit Edison, and Rolex becomes...
     Folderol


Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil becomes... 
     Honey, I'm Home


Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining becomes...
     Mine, All Mine


3M, JC Penny, and Canadian Opera Company becomes...
     3 Penny Opera


Grey Poupon + Dockers Pants becomes...
     Grey Poupon Pants


Knott's Berry Farm + National Organization of Women becomes...
     Knott NOW