FIVE REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE

5. NO ONE BUT THEIR CREATOR UNDERSTANDS THEIR INTERNAL LOGIC

4. EVEN YOUR SMALLEST MISTAKES ARE IMMEDIATELY COMMITTED TO MEMORY FOR
FUTURE REFERENCE.

3. THE MESSAGE "BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME" IS ABOUT AS INFORMATIVE AS 
"IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I'M MAD AT YOU, THEN I'M CERTAINLY NOT 
GOING TO TELL YOU".

2. THE NATIVE LANGUAGE USED TO COMMUNICATE WITH OTHERS OF THEIR KIND
IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO EVERYONE ELSE.

1. AS SOON AS YOU COMMIT TO ONE, YOU FIND YOURSELF SPENDING HALF YOUR 
PAYCHECK ON ACCESSORIES FOR IT.