In the Eye of the Beholder...

A wealthy woman is giving a garden party, and several
well-to-do guests attend. During the festivities, two
gardeners are out on the back lawn working. One of the
guests was watching the gardeners gardening, and while
one gardener was busy weeding the other leaped up, spun
about, and gracefully swirled, seeming to dance movements.

Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host,
'That man is such a talented dancer, that I'd pay him a
hundred pounds to demonstrate his dancing before my
aerobics class!' 

When the host asked the first gardener  about such an
arrangement, he yelled, 'Hey  Louie! Do you think for a
hundred pounds you could step on that rake again?'