Two men are spendingg their cooling off time at the gym discussing
their personal lives. One had just come through a divorce and the
other showed some interest in the proceedings.  "Why are you so
interested?" the divorcee asked.

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got
me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the
night and more.  She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts,
gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market."

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she spent so much time trying
to change you."

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough
for me!"