Divorced Barbie

A man forgot his daughter's birthday and breathlessly runs 
into the nearest ToysRUs.

"Can I help you, sir?"
 
"Yes, it's my daughter's birthday and I have no idea what to 
buy for her"

"How about a Barbie doll, we have "Malibu Barbie" - $19.95,  
"Babysitter Barbie" -$19.95, "Nurse Barbie"-$19.95, "Stewardess
Barbie"-$19.95, and oh here's one, "Divorced Barbie" she's $265.00 "

"$265?!? !?  Why is divorced Barbie two hundred and sixty five 
dollars?"

"Because sir,  Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's House, Ken's car, 
all of Ken's money........"