Keep It Fresh...
                     NOTED DOUGH BOY DIES

Some people might claim he wasn't a real man, but he could make
you laugh and women could easily mold him into anything  they
wanted him to be. True, he wasn't built like a linebacker... he
wasn't handsome in the classical sense, and he wasn't much of a
conversationalist, but he was adorable and he will be greatly
missed!

Veteran Pilsberry spokesman Pop N. Fresh died last Friday of a 
severe yeast infection.  Fresh was 71.   He was buried Tuesday in
one of the biggest funerals in years.  Dozens of celebrities turned
out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry
Jack,  Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. 


The grave site was heaped high with flours, and longtime friend 
Aunt Jemima delivered a touching eulogy, describing Fresh as a 
man who "always knew when he was kneaded" and rose the occasion.

Indeed, Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life 
was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, 
and sadly wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Still,
even  as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions.  

Fresh  is survived by his second wife.  They had two children and
one in the oven...