"Hooked on Ebonics"

Assignment: To use each of the following words in a sentence.

"FORECLOSE"
If I pay alimony this month, I don't be havin no money lef FORECLOSE.

"RECTUM"
I had two Cadillacs, but the bitch RECTUM bof.

"HOTEL"
I gave my girlfriend the crabs, and the HOTEL everybody.

"DISAPPOINTMENT"
My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT I was goin back to the
big house.

"PENIS"
I went to the doctor and he gave me a cup an says to PENIS.

"ISRAEL"
Alonso tried selling me a Rolex and I said man that be lookin fake. He
said booshit, that watch ISRAEL.

"CATACOMB"
I saw Don King at the fights the other night. Man, sombody  oughta give
that CATACOMB.

"UNDERMINE"
There be a fine lookin hoe livin in the apartment UNDERMINE.

"ACOUSTIC"
My uncle bought me ACOUSTIC and took me to the poo hall.

"IRAQ"
When we got to the poo hall I tol my uncle IRAQ an you break.

"STAIN"
My Mother-n-law stopped by and I axed her if she be STAIN.

"SELDOM"  My cousin give me two tickets to the nicks game an I SELDOM.

"HONOR"
At the rape trile the judge axed my brother who be HONOR first.

"ODYSSEY"
I tol my brother you ODESSEY the tits on that hoe.

"AXE"
The police wanted to AXE me some questions.

"FORTIFY"
I axed the hoe how much. She said FORTIFY.

"INCOME"
I got in bed wif the hoe and INCOME my wife!