A boy and his father were visiting from a third-world
country.  They were told of a wonderfull place called
a mall that they simply must visit.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but 
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move 
apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this Father?"  The 
father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like
this in my life.  I don't know what it is!"

While th boy and his father were watching, wide-eyed, an
old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls 
and pressed a button.  The walls opened and the lady rolled
in between them into a small room.  The walls closed and 
the boy and his father watched above the walls where small 
circles of numbers lit up.  they continued to watch as ten
circles lit up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a voluptuous young woman stepped
out of the small room.

After the pair watched in awe as she walked away, the father
turned and said to his son, "Quick, son!!  Go get your mother!"