The West Texas farmer had been taken so many times by the 
local car dealer that when the dealer wanted to buy a $200 cow,
the farmer priced it to him like this:

Basic cow $200 
Two-tone exterior $ 45 
Extra stomach $ 75 
Product storage compartment $ 60 
Dispensing device, Four spigots @ $10 ea. $ 40 
Genuine cowhide upholstery $125 
Dual horns $ 15 
Automatic fly swatter $ 35 
__________ 
Total = $595