Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having
a smoke (that's the only place they could smoke) when
it started to rain.

One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. 

The other lady asked, "What's that?"  

The reply was, "A condom."  

"Where did you get it?"  

"You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day, the other lady hobbled into the local
drugstore and announced to the pharmacist she wanted
a package of condoms.  

The pharmacist looked at her a little strangely (after
all, she's 80) and then politely asked what brand she
preferred.

She replied, "It doesn't matter-as long as it fits a Camel."