Flight Crew

The airplane's Captain was Jewish and the First Officer was
Taiwan Chinese.

It was the first time they had flown together, and it was
obvious by the silence that they didn't get along.

After 30 minutes, the captain finally spoke. He said : "I
don't like Chinese".

The First Officer replied : "Oooh, no like Chinese ? Why is
that?"

"You bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!", the captain said.

The First Officer quickly responded : "Noooo, noooo....
Chinese no bomb Pearl Harbor.  That Japanese, not Chinese".

The captain answered : "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, it
doesn't matter.  They're all alike".

Another 30 minutes of silence.

Finally, the First Officer said : "No like Jew".

The captain replied "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic", said the First Officer.

The captain tried to correct him.  "No, no. The Jews didn't
sink the Titanic.  It was an iceberg".

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg ... no mattah ... all same !"