Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.
He didn't have  a lighter so he asked his friend if he
had one.  

"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and
pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter.

"Wow!"  said his friend, "where did get you that monster?" 

"I got it from my genie."

"You have a genie?" he asked.

"Yeah, he's right here in my golf bag."

"Could I see him?"

He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie.

The friend  says, "I'm a good friend of your master.  Will
you grant me one wish?"

"Yes, I  will," the genie said.

So he asks the genie for a million bucks.  The genie hops
back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there
waiting  for his million bucks.  Suddenly the sky begins to
darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is
heard.

The friend tells his golfing  partner, "I asked for a million
bucks not ducks!"

He answers, "I forgot  to tell you the genie is hard of hearing.
Do you really think I asked him  for a 12-inch Bic?"