Get'n  A New 'Deptuy'

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so 'ole Billy Bob,
not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, figured to go in
and try for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Billy Bob, what is 1 and 1?"

"11", he replied.

The sheriff mused to himself, "That's not what I meant, 
but the boy's right."

"What two days of the weekstart with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that Billy Bob supplied a correct 
answer that he had never thought of hisself. . .

"Listen up now, Billy Bob, Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Billy Bob looked a little surprised himself, then thought 
really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "Derned if 
ah know Sheriff."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while."

So, 'ole Billy Bob wandered over to the bowlin' alley where 
his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

Our hero was just thrilled. "It went great! First day on 
the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"