Getting Ready For Y2K

Just because the panic is not justified by the facts is no
reason to not get involved.

We have developed a program of panic awareness and anxiety
sensitivity training that we think is really going in the
right direction on this problem.  In three evenings we deliver
a 6 hour course that teaches people to get in touch with their
inner panic and to deal with their existing phobias and to
develop and culture new ones.

Some of the modules in this course are entitled 
  - "Fear is Your Friend"  
  - "Embracing Chaos" 
  - "Thriving on Phobias" 
  - "The End of the World as We Now Know it? Goodie!"  
  - "Facing Up to the Need for Panic" 
  - "Practice Creative Panic" 
  - "Involve Everyone in Fear 
  - Go to the Fright" 
  - "Invest in Panic"  
  - "Develop a Paralyzing Vision" 
  - "10 Scary Things about Computers" 

and the most popular 
  -  "How to Become Obsessed with Y2K".


For a limited time We're offering a franchise of these seminar
materials for a very fair price, complete with a full 20 minutes
of over the phone sensitivity training for each franchisee.

Hurry and get them now because after December 31, 1999 it will
be too late.  Remember, anyone can panic, but can _YOU_ make a
business out of it and make money off it?  That takes planning.

Don't hesitate any longer.  Call US at 1-800-Y2K-FEAR.  Don't put
it off.  This is the best (and maybe the last!) business opportunity
to come along in a thousand years!!