Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar.  Nicklaus turns to Wonder
and asks, "How's the singing career going?"  Stevie Wonder replies, "Not
too bad.  The latest album has gone to the top 10, so all in all I think
it is pretty good.  By the way, how's the golf?" 

Nicklaus replies, "Not too bad.  I am not winning as much as I used to,
but I'm still making a bit of money.  I have some problems with my swing,
but I think I have that right now." 

Stevie Wonder says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to
stop playing for a while and think about it.  Then the next time I play,
it seems to be all right." 

Jack Nicklaus asks, "You play golf???"  

Steve Wonder replies, "Yes, I've been playing for years."  

Nicklaus says, "But I thought that you were blind.  How can you play golf
if you are blind?"  

Wonder replies, "I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and
he calls to me.  I listen for his voice and play the ball towards him. 
Then when I get to where the ball lands, the caddie moves to the green or
further down the fairway, and again I play the ball towards his voice." 

"But how do you putt?", asks Nicklaus.  

"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole
and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball to
the sound of his voice."

Nicklaus asks, "What is your handicap?"  

Stevie says, "Well I play off scratch."  

Nicklaus is incredulous, and says to Stevie, "We must play a game
sometime."

Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for
money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole." 

Nicklaus thinks it over and says, "Okay, I'm up for that.  When would you
like to play?" 

"I don't care.  Any night next week is okay with me."