Good Girls And Bad Girls


  * Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
  * Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

  * Good girls never go after another girl's man...
  * Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

  * Good girls wear white cotton panties
  * Bad girls don't wear any.

  * Good girls wax their floors...
  * Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

  * Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot
  * Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

  * Good girls make chicken for dinner...
  * Bad girls make reservations

  * Good girls blush during bedroom scenes in movies...
  * Bad girls know they could do better

  * Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
  * Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

  * Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
  * Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.