Got 'Cha! A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a trial--it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the defendant running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided that description? A: Officer Johnson, who responded at the scene. Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this alleged defendant. Tell me, sir, do you trust your fellow officers? A: Yes sir, with my life. Q: With your life? YOUR LIFE? Well then officer, now I'm curious, do you have a locker room in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? A: Yes sir, in fact, we do. Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do indeed. Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir. Q: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same 'trusted 'officers? A: Well, you see sir, we share the building with the municipal court complex, and often defense attorneys have been known to walk through that very room.