Grocery Store Time Zones

 6:00am -  9:00am : commuters, baking-deficient parents
 9:00am - 12:00pm : stay-at-home parents, preschool field trips
12:00pm -  3:00pm : retirees, firefighters, self-employed
 3:00pm -  6:00pm : young singles, after-work shoppers without kids
 6:00pm -  9:00pm : exhausted parents with screaming children
 9:00pm - 12:00am : partygoers, baking parents, mothers taking a break
 3:00am -  6:00am : substance abusers

Please shop in *your* zone to avoid conflicts.  Thank you!