Halloween Laughs

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers.

Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.

Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation? 
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo

Q. What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? 
A: The roller ghoster. 

Q: Where do ghosts buy their food? 
A: At the ghost-ery store. 

Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters? 
A: At the ghost office. 

Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit? 
A: Booberries. 

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
A: A dead end ! 

Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A: A boo-loney sandwich ! 

Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
A: Transparents ! 

Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
A: By appearing in television spooktaculars ! 

Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes ! 

Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
A: Because you can see right through them !

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again ! 

Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?
A: They read the sheet music ! 

Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week ?
A: Frightday ! 

Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?
A: High sghoul ! 

Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to!

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? 
A: Hoblin Goblin. 

Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
A: A terror-dactyl ! 

Q: Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference ?
A: The spooksperson ! 

Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: Howdo you boo, sir? 

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boo's!