HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in
this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.

Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the
   same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only
   two of?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches
   long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that
   they often blow it?

4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in
   "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k",
   and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make
   a girl fat?

9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the
   bottom of birdcages?

10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some
    men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man
    gives it to his wife after they're married?

Answers are below.























ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)