I hate hugs It's annoying what a hug can do here you come--and out of the blue Your arms infold me as a child And I'm left squirming, feeling guiled. For you a hug is love unbound, For me,you're stepping in my private pound I have my space, it's mine alone And I don't want you rattling *any* of my bones! The sweat!The smell! The bodily moans! Please leave my little bod alone! I feel the need to run a mile But all I can do is manage a smile. You see, for me the human touch is fine, within my family, but you've crossed the line. I do not feel the need to press It's really irritating, I must confess. We're all not the same, it's a wonderful thing, We have different needs, we have so much to bring. So please don't fault me because I'm a non-hugger Just keep your distance, you touchy-feely bugger.