We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where :) means a smile and  :(  is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) and  :-(  respectively.
Well, how about some "assicons"?
 
Here goes:
 
 (_!_)      a regular ass
 
 (__!__)    a fat ass
 
 (!)        a tight ass
 
 (_^^_)     a bubble ass
 
 (_*_)      a sore ass
 
 {_!_}      a swishy ass
 
 (_o_)      an ass that's been around
 
 (_x_)      kiss my ass
 
 (_X_)      leave my ass alone
 
 (_zzz_)    a tired ass
 
 (_o^^o_)   a wise ass
 
 (_E=mc2_)  a smart ass
 
 (_$_)      Money coming out of his ass
 
 (_?_)      Dumb Ass
 





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You have been e-mooned!