What do the Kennedys fear the most? Old age. What was the temperature off of Martha's Vineyard after JFK's plane went down? Three below. What's the name of the new Kennedy documentary? Three Funerals and A Wedding. JFK Jrs Last words: I wish I hadn't bought this damn plane from John Denver!!! What was JFK Jr's favorite movie? Splash. Why didn't the wedding guests at Hyannisport want JFK Jr to show up? He was a complete wreck. . JFK Jr couldn't handle the publicity. He just went to pieces. Where do the Kennedys' go for their vacation? All over the Atlantic. What was the forecast for Cape Cod? Cloudy, with widely scattered bodies and debris. What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash? Ocean Spray. How did JFK Jr learn how to fly? Crash course. How are the Kennedy's like oil? They don't mix well with water. Why didnt JFK shower before the plane flight? He figured he'd just wash up on shore. . What do Republicans say about JFK Jr's political chances for President? All washed up. There is simply too many unanswered questions surrounding the recent death of JFK, Jr. Like his father's death, we may never know what really happened. However, for now there are simply too many unanswered questions and strange coincidence surrounding JFK, Jr's death. The media needs to dig into this and get to the bottom of who really killed JFK, Jr. Want evidence that all is not what it seems?? Consider the following incredible "coincidences" (or are they......???) surrounding his death and ask yourself if this seems like just another routine airplane crash: 1. JFK was piloting a "Piper" aircraft at the time of his death. "Piper" spelled backwards is "repip" which in the language of some of the nomadic tribes inhabiting the Gustafi desert in Iraq means "arrow". Everyone knows arrows are used to kill things ......COINCIDENCE OR NOT!!??? 2. The word "John" is defined on page 689 of The American Heritage Dictionary, 2nd edition. The younger brother of John's college roommate recently died at the age of 23 in a tragic yachting accident (note that > JFK's death also involved water!!!). If you subtract this brothers age from 689 you get "666"!!!!! This is the sign of the devil ....... COINCIDENCE OR NOT!!??? 3. Last November, Caroline (JFK's wife") took their Lincoln Towncar into a local "Speedy's" for new tires and alignment. She left it there and the automobile was serviced by Speedy employee Arthur Solynski (who had no knowledge of who owned the car he was working on!!) who reports that about half way through the alignment work he was suddenly and inexplicably seized with an overpowering urge to visit the Men's room. Mr Solynski has sworn in an Affidavit submitted to the Halifax, Conn. Sheriffs Dept. that he put down his mug of coffee, turned to brake specialist Tommy Gorecki and exclaimed "Christ Tommy .... if I don't visit the jon in the next 30 seconds I think I'm gonna die!". Mr Solynski used the words "jon" (just one letter away from "John"!) and "die" in the same sentence -- plus he was referring to an act involving water ....... COINCIDENCE OR NOT!!??? 4. JFK Jr's father is buried at Arlington Cemetery. Using only the letters found in "Arlington Cemetery" you can spell "I am not ali_e". Although there is no "v" which would complete the word "alive", the letter "v" is often used in connection with "v for victory" which is a happy event. Clearly, you would not expect a happy event to be associated with Arlington Cemetery or the death of JFK, Jr.; therefore, serious researchers would not expect to find a "v" in "Arlington Cemetery". "I am not ali_e" would certainly seem to be a message to JFK, Jr. that he apparently just didn't figure out -- or one he simply chose to ignore ....... COINCIDENCE OR NOT!!??? 5. Caroline (wife of JFK) was a name that surfaces in at least 14 John Denver songs. Mr Denver also died in an airplane accident involving water just 19 months ago! Although none of the 14 songs involve anything bad happening to Caroline, that is just another example of the cruel twists that surround this recent airplane crash, i.e. nobody knew, much lest suggested to Caroline, that she would be killed in a airplane crash! Maybe Caroline should have heeded Mr Denver's warning ....... COINCIDENCE OR NOT!!??? 6. In October of last year, JFK flew a friends airplane to a charity event and kept the airplane in a private hanger at Hanke Municipal Airport in Happenstance, VA. The next morning he had it refueled and flew it back to New Jersey. In an exclusive interview by Barbara Walters to be aired in an up-coming ABC special entitled "JFK ..... MIA", Leonard Shipowitch (airport employee who refueled the airplane) reports that JFK seemed agitated about the amount of fuel the plane took and said "Jeez ....... 60 gallons!!! If I get one of these things it'll kill me!!" ...... COINCIDENCE OR NOT!!??? 7. JFK's airplane crash occurred in July--the 7th month of the year. If you subtract from 7 the number of keys JFK, Jr kept on his key ring (four), you get the number 3. There were 3 people in the airplane when it went down! Stranger yet .... if you multiply 3 by the number of years JFK, Jr and Caroline had their pet Airedale dog named "Snippy" (3 years), you get 9. If you turn "9" upside down it becomes "6". JFK's airplane had a total of 6 windows!!!!! ....... COINCIDENCE OR NOT!!??? 8. JFK frequently wore "Rigatoni" aviator sun glasses when he flew. The manufacturer of those sun glasses is Peat Manufacturing located in Farmington, Ohio. The company was founded by Adolph Peat in 191. Mr Peat mysteriously disappeared in 1931 while on a fishing trip to Alaska. His eldest son Garfonse choked and died in his own vomit at a bachelor party for his best friend John Pewtonic in 1949. Another oddity -- Garfonse's cat "Mrs Whiskers" was attacked and killed by an escaped fox from a local zoo in 1948. It gets even weirder! Garfonse's cousin twice removed on his mothers side ("Toots" Barfaldee") was an eyewitness to crop-dusting airplane crash that occurred in 1957. Clearly, the family is cursed and perhaps the curse rubbed off onto those unfortunates who purchased products from Peat Manufacturing. Not sure you see the connection?? How about this ...... Geraldo Rivera will appear on the Ophra Winfrey show next Tuesday with a signed affidavit from one Mr. Leon Shank stating that on Wednesday, July 14, 1999 (just 3 days before JFK's plane was reported missing), the headstone marking Garfonse's grave in Sleepy Sod Cemetery was involved in mysterious (and perhaps ominous) activity. Mr Shank (an employee of the Cemetery) observed an unusual number of pigeons roosting on Garfonse's headstone on that date and reports that they were making a lot of noise. When he listened carefully to their cooing he could unmistakably hear 4 of the birds seeming to utter "piper .... water ...... cooo ..... cooo."!!!!! ....... COINCIDENCE OR NOT!!???