LETTERS TO GOD

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.  Who does it when You
are on vacation?  -John

Dear GOD,
I read the Bible.  What does 'begat' mean?  Nobody will
tell me.  Love, Stephanie

Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
-Christophe

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling
words in the house?  -Marianne

Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?  -Christine

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You just keep the ones You have now?  -Deanna

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?  -Andrew

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that
okay?  -Rochel

Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God?  I thought You have
everything.  -Josh

Dear GOD,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.  -Jimmy

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
puppy.  -Jonathan

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He
said some things about You that people are not supposed to
say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.  Your friend
(But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday?  I thought it was supposed to
be our day of rest.  -Karen

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You
can look it up.  -Mecca

Dear GOD,
If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer
Horton because I hate her.  -De

Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything
you want, except my money or my chess set.  -David

Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat.  You should give him a tail.  Ha ha.
-Cate

Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
had their own rooms.  It works with my brother.  -Luann

Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so
much hair all over.  -Rolly

Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me.  I always look both ways.
-Susan

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-Jennifer

Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. 
-Ron (and TuristaJ)

Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the
whole world.  There are only 4 people in our family and I can
never do it.  -Joey

Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the
best.  -Alanis