A sweet young lady who had just been shopping is pulled over
by a traffic cop and given a ticket for speeding.  Rather
than fight the ticket, the woman writes a check for the
amount of the fine and puts it in the mail.

However, the young woman is worried.  Her husband always
examines her checkbook carefully, and she doesn't want him
to know about the incident.  Then inspiration strikes, and
she scribbles on the check stub: "One pullover, $125."