You've heard of Newton's laws, Murhpy's law .. well here are some lesser
laws:


 01. The Law of Common Sense - Never accept a drink from a urologist.

 02. The Law of Reality - Never get into fights with ugly people, they
     have nothing to lose.

 03. The Law of the jungle - When you starve with a tiger, the tiger
     starves last.

 04. The Law of Volunteering - If you dance with a grizzly bear, you
     had better let him lead.

 05. The Law of Avoiding Oversell - When putting cheese in a mousetrap,
     always leave room for the mouse.

 06. The Law of Motivation - Creativity is great, but plagiarism is
     faster.

 07. Boob's Law - You always find something in the last place you look.

 08. Wailer's Law - Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have
     to do it himself.

 09. Law of Probable Dispersal - Whatever hits the fan will not be
     evenly distributed.

 10. Law of Volunteer Labor - People are always available for work in
     the past tense.

 11. Conway's Law - In any organization there is one person who knows
     what is going on. That person must be fired.

 12. Iron Law of Distribution - Them that has, gets.

 13. Law of Cybernetic Entomology - There is always one more bug.

 14. Law of Drunkenness - You can't fall off the floor.

 15. Heeler's Law - The first myth of management is that it exists.

 16. Osborne's Law - Variables won't; constants aren't.

 17. Main's Law - For every action there is an equal and opposite
     government program.

 18. Weinberg's Second Law - If builders built buildings the way
     programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came
     along would have destroyed civilization.