Lewinski/Kaczynski poem


 This is from a contest in Oxnard, California.
 The requirements were to use the words Lewinsky and Kaczynski
 (the Unibomber) in a limerick. Here's the Numero Uno Winner:

 There once was a gal named Lewinsky
 Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
 On this flute made of beef
 That stole the front page from Kaczynski.