Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen -------------------------------------------------------- What's the most popular pickup line in Arkansas? Nice tooth. -------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when you're staying in Arkansas? When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and : the front desk says "go ahead." -------------------------------------------------------- How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck. -------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? Seems that they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. -------------------------------------------------------- What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Arkansas? A documentary. -------------------------------------------------------- What do they call those Hee Haw reruns in Kentucky? Life styles of the rich and famous. -------------------------------------------------------- How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic. -------------------------------------------------------- Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell. -------------------------------------------------------- Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. -------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the $3,000,000.00 Arkansas state lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. -------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down? Yep, Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. -------------------------------------------------------- What's the best thing to come out of Arkansas? I-40 -------------------------------------------------------- Arkansas State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" The driver says," 'bout what"? -------------------------------------------------------- A new law recently passed in Arkansas: When a couple gets divorced, they are still brother and sister. -------------------------------------------------------- What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room? A full set of teeth. -------------------------------------------------------- Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?" -------------------------------------------------------- Two Arkansasians are walking down different ends of the street towards each other, and one is caring a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, What'cha got in the bag?" "Jus' some Chickens." If I guess how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, if'n you can guess how many they are, I'll give you both of 'em." "OK. Ummmm ...... Five?" -------------------------------------------------------- Remember, don't take life to seriously. You won't get out of it alive anyway.