Little Johnny Strikes Out Again

The teacher decided to give a pop quiz on this week's
spelling words.  She asked the students to spell the
words and use them in a sentence.

Three of the words were hotel, stigma and homosexual.

Little Johnny's answers were:

1. h-o-t-e-l
The President asked Monica to keep their affair secret,
but Linda Tripp made the ho tel.

2. s-t-i-g-m-a
The President said to Monica, "I want you to stig ma
cigar in your you-know-what."

3. h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-l
The President asked Monica not to wear panties because
he thought it made the ho mo sexual.

Little Johnny was suspended again.