Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year-old boy with her to
the bank on a busy Friday.  They were in line behind a
rather large lady wearing a business suit and a pager.

Lil' Johnny looked at the women in front of him and
observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's REALLY FAT."

Johnny's mother was mortified and gave Johnny a quiet
reprimand.  After a minute or two, Lil' Johnny spread his
hands as far as they will go and loudly said, "I bet her
butt is *that* wide."

The lady turned and told Johnny's mother to control her
rude child and his mother threatened him with a severe
punishment if he didnt keep quiet.  

Things were quiet for awhile.  All of the sudden, the
large lady's pager began beeping.

Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his voice,
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MOM, SHE'S BACKING UP!!!!"