A gentleman who came into a bar and asked for a free drink.
The bartender told him no, outright. The customer said, "No
wait, let me show you something that will amaze you - and
if it does, can I have a drink?"

The bartender agrees and the fellow pulls out a three inch
high man from his coat pocket.

The fellow says to the little man, "Dave, fetch this quarter."
He tosses a quarter to the end of the bar and the little man
runs down to the end of the bar, picks it up and drags it back.

The bartender is suitably impressed and gives the man a drink.

"That's amazing. Does he talk?" "Sure." says the customer,
"Dave, tell him about that time you were in hunting in Africa
and called that witch doctor an asshole."