Marriage Funnies

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

My wife told me to be more affectionate, so I got two
girlfriends.

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than mine."

How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is
to forget it once.