"A Marv Albert Christmas" 
     (sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
     
     
     
      Lacy things - the girlfriend's missin',
      Didn't ask - her permission,
      I'm wearin' her clothes ,
      Her silk pantyhose,
      Walkin' round in women's underwear.

      In the store - there's a teddy,
      Little straps - like spaghetti,
      It holds me so tight,
      Like handcuffs at night,
      Walkin' round in women's underwear.
     
      In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
      He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
      He'll say, "Are you ready?" We'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
      "Let's wait until our women are out of town!"
     
      Later on, if you wanna,
      We can dress - like Madonna,
      Put on some eyeshade,
      And join the parade,
      Walkin' round in women's underwear!
     
      Lacy things - the girlfriend's missin',
      Didn't ask - her permission,
      I'm wearin' her clothes,
      Her silk pantyhose,
      Walkin' round in women's underwear,
      Walkin' round in women's underwear,
      Walkin' round in women's underwear!