Abdominal: legendary snowman
Anaerobic: unwilling to exercise
Anorexia: phobia of people of royal birth
Aqueous humor: joke about swimming
Band-Aid: musician's assistant
Bile duct: a waterfowl on an Egyptian river
Bradycardia: what Brady will do if you look underage
Bronchail: football team in Denver
Bulimia: the ability to tell endless tall tales
Candy Striper: a person who paints peppermints
Citrate: charge for using a private bench
Coccus: where Iowans choose their presidential candidate
Coma: a puctual mark
Cremation: used in coffee
Deviated septum: a suptum with strange cravings
Eustachian: "Gesundheit!"
Fester: quicker
Foreskin: between threeskin and fiveskin
Genotype: what Eugene does at the office
Hebalists: followers of "Herb"
Hyphae: what the doctor charges
Hypothalamuse: large animal from Thalamus
Incisor: person who exercises indoors
Inpatient: where the lost scalpel can be found
Labor pains: getting hurt at work
Loctose: consequence or frostbite
Lumbar puncture: a hole in a 2-by-4
Microscope: smallest serving at an icecream store.  Also a little
        bottle of mouthwash
Neutrophil: Phil after that terrible accident
Olfactory: where they manufacture antiques
Operating room: the space required to perform in a single's bar
Ova: finished, done with
Pap smear: to slander your father
Patheology: the study of road maps
Platelet: what a small dessert is served on
Psychopath: the road nut taken   also   Going through California to
        get to Florida from Maine
Species: what you hear at political rallies
Urate: You're special!