Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

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Group Therapy...

One evening at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,
 "I am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a third resident shouted, "I most certainly did NOT!"

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans
is suffering from some form of mental illness.  Think of your
three best friends for minuet. If they're just fine... hmmm...