Moses had a press agent named Sam. When he and his people
got to the Red Sea with the Pharaoh's armies in hot pursuit,
he called for Sam and asked, "Where are the boats?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Moses, " Sam said. "I was so busy with the
press releases, newspapers and bookings, I forgot to order
the boats."

"You idiot!" Moses exclaimed. "What do you want me to do --
raise my staff and ask God to part the Red Sea?"

"Hey, boss," Sam said, "If you can do that, I could get you
two pages in the Old Testament."