George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a
long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard.
The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets
under the other arm.

Bush approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?"

The man just stared at the ceiling.

Bush positioned himself more directly in the man's view
and asked again, "Aren't you Moses"?

The man continued to peruse the ceiling.

Bush tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again,
"Aren't you Moses"?

The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I
am".

Bush asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied,
"The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years
in the desert".